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The Diver's Tale

Nick Lyon author

Format:Paperback

Publisher:Dived Up Publications

Published:22nd Feb '19

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The Diver's Tale is an unvarnished account of real British diving, based on the author's 40+ year experience. Britain is an island nation so, unsurprisingly, scuba diving is a popular British pastime enjoyed by thousands of keen participants and just as many of the armchair variety. A carefully-structured programme of training ensures that UK divers are well-prepared for the challenging conditions which may be encountered beneath our seas. Or does it? How many trainee divers were taught about the perils of high-speed testicular trauma during descent? Or the dangers of having sex in a tent with a deaf person? Why bacon should be in your first aid kit. How to build a space shuttle using salvaged ammunition? Or why the name Valerie is so very special? During a 40-year plus odyssey through the strange and exotic world of British diving, Nick Lyon and his disparate collection of buddies have answered all these questions from personal experience, and many more besides. It may not be pretty, it may not be painless, but it is real British diving. The Diver's Tale is not a diving manual - quite the opposite. How not to do it, why not to do it, when not to do it and who not to do it with.

`[The Diver's Tale] offers an insightful view of British scuba-diving. More importantly, it's that rare thing in diving - a very funny book. I'd go so far as to say it's the most amusing book about the sub-aqua scene I've read since the heyday of Andy Blackford, and I know that because I kept laughing out loud as I turned the pages... And before you get the impression that The Diver's Tale is just a succession of gags, this book also has, like all the best comic works, a more serious side. I'll let you find out about that when, as I'm sure you will, you get to read it... If you haven't already, treat yourself.'- Steve Weinmann, Diver magazine; 'Over the years I have read a lot of diving-related books. And I mean a lot. I have to say, The Diver's Tale is definitely up in the top ten. Why, you may ask, what makes it such a stellar read? Well, that is down to Mr Lyon and his writing style. He manages to write in a very accessible fashion about a wide variety of incidents, issues, situations and more that we, as divers - particularly UK divers - can all identify with and, in many circumstances, sagely nod to ourselves and think "yep, I've done that", or "hmmm, I've been there". It is this innate ability to zero in on all of the foibles that make the British diving scene so unlike anything else on the planet that makes The Diver's Tale such an enjoyable read. Even more impressive is the fact that Nick also manages to include some genuinely insightful and useful observations in among the disparate tales of diving derring-do for readers to be able to tuck away into their mindset which will aid them in their future diving endeavours, and he doesn't shy away from stories with sadly tragic outcomes.'- Mark Evans, Scuba Diver magazine; `A brilliant book... The Diver's Tale cuts to the essence of diving, the rough and the smooth, the charm, the adventure, the romance, the pitfalls and the tragedies. It looks at the hard truths, the sheer fun and a few of the scary bits too.'- Scubaverse.com; `A bit like building a rebreather out of old washing machine parts... it should be a mess but somehow it works... It's a brilliantly British book, full of heart and humour, and well worth reading'- BritishDiver.co.uk; `When it comes to celebrating the depressive/compulsive nature of the British diving condition, there is no writer like the talented Mr Lyon... I cannot recommend it highly enough'- SCUBA magazine.

ISBN: 9781909455245

Dimensions: 234mm x 156mm x 10mm

Weight: unknown

164 pages

2nd edition