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Bedtime Stories for Privileged Children Signed & Dedicated Edition

Charming Tales of Wealth and Entitlement for Tots Who Were Simply Born Better

Daniel Foxx author

Format:Hardback

Publisher:Octopus Publishing Group

Published:12th Sep '24

£14.99

Only available to order until 27th March 2025 at 9:00am, and will dispatch after that.

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This humorous collection features the adventures of wealthy children as they navigate a world filled with luxury and absurdity. It's a delightful read for both privileged youngsters and their weary parents.

'A terribly funny book from an absolutely disgraceful person' -JOE LYCETT

'Daniel's writing is hilarious, although it makes me worry about how I'm bringing my children up' - JOSH WIDDICOMBE

'Finally! Some stories to shut those little brats up who disturb me at brunch!' -TOM ALLEN

Author and comedian Daniel Foxx presents a wonderful collection of stories especially for the little darlings of the fabulously wealthy - that can also be enjoyed by YOU, the downtrodden, pitiful, ordinary adult!

Read about the everyday adventures of Rupert, Shallotte and Genevievette as they ski, holiday, and drift around Selfridges - whilst always keeping a healthy distance from the dreaded hoi polloi!

Other magical adventures include:
Rupert goes on holiday! But what is 'duty free'? And why do poor people love it so much?
Cosmo goes to state school, where the teachers wear jeans and no-one can understand Latin!
Lily goes with Daddy to work! And fires Kate from marketing!!

BEDTIME STORIES FOR PRIVILEGED CHILDREN is the perfect Christmas gift - whether you're wintering in Aspen, summering in Tuscany, or simply want to keep the little ones quiet in the back of the Range Rover Evoque.

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Contains adult language

ISBN: 9781800962095-S

Dimensions: 158mm x 218mm x 14mm

Weight: 274g

144 pages