Sexcastle (New Edition)

A NEW 6X9 EDITION OF THE EISNER-NOMINATEDSEXCASTLE!

Shane Sexcastle, formerly theWorld's Greatest Assassin, has paid his debt to society for killing the vicepresident. Leaving his violent past (also: prison) behind, he's decided tosettle down and sell flowers in a small, quiet town—but that doesn't meanhe'll tolerate the fools who think they run thistown.

An homage to to the likes of Die Hard,Road House, and '80s-era WWF wrestling, SEXCASTLE may just be the singlegreatest '80s action movie never made.

"Comefor the action, stay for the laughs and the surprisingly poignant characterwork."—The Onion's A.V. Club