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Chronicles of a Lizard Nobody

Patrick Ness author Tim Miller illustrator

Format:Paperback

Publisher:Walker Books Ltd

Published:5th Sep '24

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Master storyteller Patrick Ness turns to middle grade in a hilarious adventure about a mismatched group of animals attending school together, brought to life by brilliantly funny illustrations.
Zeke and Daniel have just been made hall monitors by Principal Wombat. This has nothing to do with the fact that they are monitor lizards. And never mind the fact Alicia, the only other monitor lizard in the school, is also a hall monitor.
Somehow, the three hall monitors must impose order on arrogant lions, excitable seals and super-relaxed pandas. And worst of all, there is Pelicarnassus! A pompous giant pelican and the son of a major supervillain, who inexplicably has it out for the lizards. Can the hall monitor lizards and their new friend, a blind, fearsome red-tailed hawk, protect their school from all manner of outlandish threats?
Zeke and Daniel have just been made hall monitors by Principal Wombat. This has nothing to do with the fact that they are monitor lizards. And never mind the fact Alicia, the only other monitor lizard in the school, is also a hall monitor.
Somehow, the three hall monitors must impose order on arrogant lions, excitable seals and super-relaxed pandas. And worst of all, there is Pelicarnassus! A pompous giant pelican and the son of a major supervillain, who inexplicably has it out for the lizards. Can the hall monitor lizards and their new friend, a blind, fearsome red-tailed hawk, protect their school from all manner of outlandish threats?

Carnegie-scooping Patrick Ness pulls off a zany caper with verve... An entire subplot about how the country of France ended up on Zeke the monitor lizard’s knee is deftly rolled into this pacey, knockabout plot. * The Observer *
This zany school adventure has likeable characters and explores friendship, growing up, and a parent who is fighting their own battles. * The Bookseller *
hilarious * Waterstones September’s Best Children’s Books 2024 *
Ness expertly mixes perceptive observation of the pressures of school and home life, and the compensations of friendship, with some situations and characters that are so way out that it is a wonder he can get away with it…It’s a tale that is beyond unpredictable: crazy, funny, and tender. Running through the laughter and bravura invention, there is an uplifting faith in our capacity to understand, love and support one another. Sheer unmissable brilliance...You will see it nowhere else. * Books for Keeps, Editor’s Choice *
Laughable and learnable moments make for a rollicking adventure... Full of humor and heart, this is a must-buy for any school or public library. * School Library Journal *

ISBN: 9781529517958

Dimensions: 195mm x 127mm x 10mm

Weight: 191g

208 pages