365 Stupidest Things Ever Said Page-A-Day® Calendar 2025

Baffling gaffes and fantastic fumbles

Yup, they really said that! This daily dose of absurdly asinine articulations will have you truly SMH and ROTFL. Truth-challenged politicians ("I never claimed to be Jewish. I said I was 'Jew-ish.'" -Rep. George Santos). Pointless 911 calls ("How do I delete a voice mail from my phone?"). What not to say in court ("When we robbed that gas station, was I there?" -defendant, acting as his own defense attorney, questioning his codefendant). Plus, the dumbest questions asked of Disney employees ("Is Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?") and hilarious headlines (KNIFE CRIME SOARS TO RECORD LEVEL AS POLICE CHIEFS BLAME CUTS-Daily Telegraph headline).

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