Bollocks to Alton Towers

This book takes readers on a whimsical journey across the UK, discovering unique attractions and the passionate people behind them. Bollocks to Alton Towers is a delightful exploration.

In Bollocks to Alton Towers, readers embark on an adventurous journey across the UK with a group of spirited travelers. Their quest leads them to discover a plethora of quirky attractions that often go unnoticed. From dinosaurs lurking in South London to a Cold War castle nestled in Essex, the narrative unfolds with a delightful array of eccentric characters and unusual destinations. Each stop along the way reveals a unique story, showcasing the charm and peculiarities of British culture.

As our intrepid heroes navigate through various regions, they encounter grown men playfully pretending to be warships in Scarborough and mysterious tunnels hidden beneath Liverpool. The journey also takes them to a terraced house in Bedford, humorously claimed to be kept warm for the return of Jesus. These whimsical encounters serve as a reminder of the rich tapestry of local history and the vibrant personalities that inhabit these spaces.

The exploration continues with visits to the British Lawnmower Museum, Keith Harding's World of Mechanical Music, and Mad Jack's Sugar Loaf. Each location offers a refreshing alternative to the commercialized attractions that dominate the tourism landscape. Bollocks to Alton Towers not only celebrates the oddities of British life but also highlights the passionate enthusiasts who preserve these unique experiences, making it a heartfelt tribute to the unconventional spirit of the UK.